QVC originally stood for Quality, Value and Convenience. As for “quality,” not so much these days.
We loved, and agreed with the reaction, to a recent TSV that QVC offered from domestic diva (and Nutley, N.J., native) Martha Stewart. What a bargain, just $99.95 for a 4.25-pound turkey, herb butter and two two-pound size dishes.
Are you kidding us? What are those buyers smoking over at QVC? And as some customers posted on Facebook, is Martha smoking weed with her co-host, Snoop Dog?
Here is the description of this pricey, golden bird:
Have you ever dreamed of having your Thanksgiving meal prepared by Martha Stewart? This ready-to-cook holiday feast makes your culinary dreams a reality. From the juicy, succulent turkey breast with rich herb butter for topping, to the heaping helpings of delectable side dishes, it has everything you need to make next family dinner as easy—and as unforgettably delicious—as possible. From Martha Stewart.
• Includes 4.25-lb turkey breast, 2.4-oz herb compound butter, and two 2-lb side dishes
• Mashed Potatoes: made with peeled russet potatoes, whole milk, cream cheese, real butter, and heavy cream
• Mac & Cheese: made with sharp white cheddar, gruyere, fontina, and Parmigiano cheese, butter, milk, and cayenne pepper; blended with elbow macaroni noodles; topped with melted butter, panko bread crumbs, gruyere, sharp white cheddar, and Parmigiano cheeses
• Creamy Spinach Casserole: made with chopped spinach, butter, whole milk, and sour cream; topped with panko bread crumbs, butter, and gruyere cheese
• Cherry Stuffing: made with chunks of crusty white bread crumbs, blended with butter, chicken broth, chopped onions and celery, herbs, and dried cherries.
QVC also had a recent TSV — a 1-carat five-stone diamond band 14K ring by Affinity — that ranged in price from $1,000 to $1,400.
But QVC isn’t the only home shopping net that’s been approaching the stratosphere in terms of prices. Either QVC or HSN (we didn’t see, someone mentioned it on Facebook) was hawking a $200 cake.
Over at Evine, MacKenzie-Childs is offering a large rolling moose for $500. We love the moose, and the other handcrafted wares that MacKenzie-Childs has, but the prices are out of this world. How about $122 for four kitchen utensils?
Guess we have to stick to Home Goods.