We’ve said it once and we’ll say it again: Truth is stranger than fiction. Or maybe it should be Snooki is stranger than fiction.
On Tuesday HSN put out a press release saying that it was bringing “the Jersey Shore to Your Door,” with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi set to deliver her “Must Have” holiday gifts.
Does that include panties, because she sure needs a couple of pairs of those.And pray tell, what will her “fragrance” smell like?
HSN will have the world launch of Snooki’s signature fragrance during a one-time-only, two-hour primetime event on Nov. 10 at 8 p.m.
This “fun-filled Holiday Event also Includes Snooki Handbags, Slippers, Sunglasses and ‘Crocodilly.'” Are those the sunglasses with the chains hanging down? We like them!
Here is the press release:
Known for her larger than life personality and her time on MTV’s #1 series “The Jersey Shore,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi joins HSN to launch her signature perfume called “Snooki” by Nicole Polizzi” and debut her new line that includes slippers, handbags, sunglasses and even a version of her beloved stuffed “Crocodilly,” just in time for the holidays.
“I can’t wait to appear on HSN and Snookifiy it! You will be able to buy my signature fragrance, slippers, sunglasses and you can even get your own Crocodilly!” said Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. “They will make great gifts and I know the two hour event will be so much fun… be sure you tune in!”
The fragrance, “Snooki” by Nicole Polizzi, is a 3.3 Fl bottle and comes with an animal print black and pink tote. The line showcases various styles of sunglasses ranging from $20.00 to $30.00; Handbags from $34.99 to $69.00; Crocodilly from $19.90 to $34.90 and finally “Sneaker” slippers at $29.00.
First of all, do you really think that Snooki said that she can’t wait to appear on HSN?
Second of all, will she actually wear underwear so she doesn’t do the Sharon Stone-move from “Basic Instinct” to HSN’s viewers, flashing her “kooka.”
Third of all, how do you spell “kooka”?
And get a load of this bio that HSN did on her:
About Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is the #1 reality star in the world who’s known for her trademark indoor tan and stars in America’s #1 cable series and MTV’s #1 series of all time Jersey Shore (and in 2012 also in her own MTV spinoff series).
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has extraordinary star power and is a most-talked-about cultural phenomenon with a huge media platform: 3 million Twitter Followers (projected to exceed 5-6 million in 2012), 625,000 Facebook Fans (projected to exceed 1 million in 2012), averaging dozens of talk show appearances per year (as talk show hosts can’t get enough of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi) and unparalleled online traffic (with a Google Search of “Snooki” giving an astounding 18,000,000 Results!).
Major manufacturers are eagerly signing licenses for the new “Snooki” brand, including for fragrance, beverages, indoor tanning salon products, social media and mobile Apps, live video online-sharing and celebrity voice messaging, with more licenses to be announced soon.
Snooki is what passes as a “cultural phenomenon” today. Lordy, lordy.