Posts Tagged ‘The Situation’

Mario Lopez Is Heading To HSN With A ‘Solution’: Will It Make Us Look Like ‘The Situation’?

January 6, 2012

We admired Mario Lopez, and his six-pack and naked butt, when we watched him in FX’s kinky “Nip/Tuck.” In fact, we seem to remember him donning women’s lingerie in one episode. What an appropriate transition to HSN.

Yes, Lopez is the latest celeb to wind his way over to the Southern home shopping network.

Mario, Mario

We were checking out HSN’s January Program Guide and saw that Lopez, the host of the syndicated entertainment show “Extra,” is scheduled to appear Jan. 28 and 29.

His shows are titled “Mario Lopez Fitness: The Solution.” We checked out Lopez’s website and couldn’t find any mention or explanation of “The Solution.” Maybe the solution is wearing women’s underwear, like he did on “Nip/Tuck.”

We wonder what his longtime girlfriend, who he just got engaged to, thought of his turn on that show.

Anyway, unbeknownst to us, Lopez has written several books on fitness.

Here is what his website says:

Lopez is a New York Times bestselling author for his healthy eating guide Extra Lean. In May 2011, he released the follow up to Extra Lean entitled Extra Lean Family. This new book featured recipes and tips that are beneficial to the entire family. Additionally, Lopez penned Mario Lopez’s Knockout Fitness a bestselling fitness book that offers readers a look into his impressive workout regime.

Anyway, we look forward to seeing Lopez again. But we can’t say that we’ll be seeing more of him, because we’ve already seen just about all anyone could see of him.

Advice For ‘South Park’ On Its Plans To Fend Off New Jersey Invasion: Fuggedaboutit

October 7, 2010

It looks like the snide, potty-mouthed denizens of “South Park” are going to take on The Situation and Snooki. Good luck with that, you Colorado pantywaists.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker — the sicko (and now very rich) creators of the animated Comedy Central hit — are taking a stand against New Jersey, according to a press release Thursday from the cable network. The showdown is Oct. 13.

DJ Pauly D, center, and The Situation, far right, lead New Jersey mob against South Park

“New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is ‘South Park’ in an all-new episode of titled, ‘New Jersey,'” the release said.

“Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week,” according to the announcement. “As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught.”

South Park takes a stand against New Jersey's encroachment on the rest of the nation

Try and stop us, Stone and Parker. You both must be having a Rocky Mountain high if you think you can can get the best of the Garden State. Haven’t you ever seen the popular T-shirt, “New Jersey: Only the strong survive.”

One shot from the Jersey “South Park” episode depicts members of the bronzed and vulgar crew of MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” namely DJ Pauly D and The Situation, who inexplicably hasn’t been booted yet from “Dancing With the Stars.” Those two tanned, gelled Shore rats are leading a band of Jerseyites against South Park.

Another still shot has a “South Park” character wielding a “No Jersey” sign.

Perhaps we’ll also see “cast” members from other Jersey-based reality shows, like “Jerseylicious” and “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” on “South Park.”

Hollywood can’t seem to get enough of Jersey. We understand that tonight’s episode of “Bones” features a visit to the Garden State.

MTVN honcho, and Jersey traitor, Doug Herzog

Not fur nuthin, but the appearance of “Jersey Shore” characters on “South Park” actually shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise, since MTV and Comedy Central are both owned by the media giant Viacom.

And here’s a little secret for you: Doug Herzog, former Comedy Central chief and now president of the MTV Networks Entertainment Group (which includes Comedy Central) is from New Jersey. The city of Paterson, we believe. Et tu, Brute?

Comedy Central said there is no one available to talk about the episode, but that a clip of it will soon be posted on the “South Park” website.

Launched in 1997, “South Park,” now in its 14th season, remains the highest-rated series on Comedy Central. The show put the network, and Herzog, on the map.

Forget ‘The Situation’: In The Wake Of Reality Hits Like ‘Jersey Shore,’ Oxygen Has A Special On Real New Jersey-Bred Celebrities

July 8, 2010

Oxygen is doing a special on celebs that really are from New Jersey, not the upstarts of Jersey Shore

Jersey is hot.

No, we’re not talking about the thermometer hitting 105 degrees in Newark this week.

We’re talking about the much-hyped flood of reality shows set in the state, namely “Jersey Shore,” “Jerseylicious,” “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “Jersey Couture.”

Jersey girl and Jersey defender that we are, we’ve often noted that the much-maligned Garden State was/is the home of talented folks. We’re not talking about The Situation. And, no offense, we’re not talking about Tracy and Olivia on “Jerseylicious.”

We’re talking about talent like Jack Nicholson and Martha Stewart, people beyond famous native sons like Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi.

Well, Oxygen announced Thursday that it was doing a special on exactly that topic. It’s called “25IEST: Jersey Celebs” and will air July 20, after the finale of “Jersey Couture.”

The list from our NewJerseyNewsroom.com editor of Hollywood’s Jersey-born A list includes Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Danny DeVito,
Susan Sarandon, Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep, Kirsten Dunst, James Gandolfini, Ed Harris, Queen Latifah, Ray Liotta, Jay Mohr,
Joe Pesci, John Travolta, Christina Ricci, Whitney Houston, Piper Perabo and Brooke Shields.

Here is the Oxygen press release. Jersey haters, read it and weep.

ARE YOU FROM JERSEY?

OXYGEN MEDIA UNCOVERS HOLLYWOOD’S JERSEY ROOTS WITH

“25IEST: JERSEY CELEBS” PREMIERES TUESDAY, JULY 20 AT 11PM ET/PT

One Hour Special Featuring Ann Hathaway, Wendy Williams and Martha Stewart Follows Season Finale of Original Series “Jersey Couture” at 10pm ET/PT

New York, NY – July 8, 2010 – Oxygen counts down Jersey’s Top 25 celebrities who were either born in, raised in, or have lived in the hottest of states when Oxygen’s “25iest: Jersey Celebs” premieres on Tuesday, July 20 at 11pm ET/PT. The one-hour special follows the season finale of original series of “Jersey Couture,” featuring the Scalis (New Jersey’s “First Family of Fashion”).

Viewers will be surprised when the special reveals which celebs embody the classic Jersey attributes of brashness and bling, and which go against the stereotype. From typical Jerseyites like Wendy Williams and Bruce Springsteen to surprise Jerseyites like Martha Stewart and Anne Hathaway, “25iest: Jersey Celebs” will have you rethinking what’s great about the Garden State.

“Oxygen’s 25iest” is a series of fast-paced pop-culture filled countdown specials of today’s hottest people and trends. Whether it’s the “25iest Bad Girls Gone Good,” the “25iest Celeb-U-Tots,” or the “25iest Hollywood’s Most Outrageous Celebrity Gifts,” Oxygen lists the favorites with added trivia and gossip.

At least Tracy and Olivia, of the hit Jerseylicious, are really from Jersey

And during the season finale of “Jersey Couture,” Chrissy, Kim and Diane realize that they have different visions for the future of Diane and Co. And Chrissy is forced to contemplate her place in the business.

“Oxygen’s 25iest: Jersey Celebs” is executive produced by Fenton Bailey, Randy Barbato and Tom Campbell of World of Wonder Productions and Gabriel Rotello served as co-executive producer from World of Wonder.

“Jersey Couture” is produced by Magilla Entertainment with Brian Flanagan and Matthew Ostrom serving as executive producers. Laura Palumbo Johnson and Jacqueline Cardillo Garofano are co-executive producers.

‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Appearance In Montclair Sparks Mini-Riot: Stay In Seaside, All You Jerks

January 24, 2010

Jersey Shore govones, stay out of Montclair!

We recently wrote about the town we grew up — namely, Parsippany, N.J. But guess who caused a mini-riot in Montclair, N.J., the leafy, quiet suburb where we live now. Yes, the crew from MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” Or the promise of seeing the crew from “Jersey Shore.”

The slicked back gang of self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes were supposed to made an appearance Friday at a new club in town, 501 Lounge, on Bloomfield Avenue. The venue’s marquee said, “Meet the ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast, Jan. 22.”

Anyway, The Star-Ledger has a story about the brouhaha that broke out when about 2,000 rowdies turned up to say hi to The Situation and Snooki, whose escapades in Seaside Heights, N.J., were chronicled in “Jersey Shore.”

Montclair called out the police and the fire department. Backup game from the Essex County Sheriff’s Department and nearby Glen Ridge. The area between Park Avenue and North Fullerton (the street we live off) was closed down to traffic. Apparently, the fun at the club included several fist fights.

Four people were arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and drunken driving, according to the Ledger. Hell, you get that kind of thing at breakfast on a weekday morning in Seaside Heights.

Our favorite post on the story was this one: “If there was ever a time we needed a couple of thugs from Newark to do a drive-by in Montclair, this would’ve been it. Where are the brothers when you need them?”

A few hours before this ruckus, we were just accoss the street watching “Crazy Heart” at the Clairidge Theater. Jeff Bridges was great, by the way. But by the time the fun started at the 501 Lounge, we were tucked away in bed (although we had trouble sleeping, and were tossing and turning that night).

Los Angeles Times Offers Glossary Of ‘Jersey Shore’ Vocabulary, Including ‘Guido,’ ‘Guidette’ And ‘The Situation’

December 9, 2009

You may be sick of hearing about MTV’s controversial “Jersey Shore,” but we aren’t sick of writing about it. Or at last telling you what others are writing about it.

The Los Angeles Times’s “Ministry of Gossip” blog has a fresh take on “Jersey Shore.”

The story is different because it includes a very amusing glossary of “Jersey Shore vocabulary.” We agree with the “down the shore” entry. We don’t buy into some of the others, but we guess those younger folks use them.

For example, there is “poundin’ it out” for sex and “vibin'” for hitting on a member of the opposite sex. The Ministry also offers official definitions of “guido” and “guidette.”