Evine To Post Third-Quarter Earnings Nov. 22

Evine will report its third-quarter results on Nov. 22, before the market opens, the company said on Wednesday.

CEO Bob Rosenblatt and Chief Financial Offcier Tim Peterman will hold a conference call at 8:30 a.m. to review the results.

Those interested in participating in the conference call should dial 1-877-407-9039 at least five minutes prior to the call.

There will be a simultaneous audio webcast available at the following link: http://viavid.incommconferencing.com (enter Conference Number 13649173).

A replay of the conference call will also be hosted on the company’s website for a limited time.


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5 Responses to “Evine To Post Third-Quarter Earnings Nov. 22”

  1. Twat Waffles Says:

    Here’s my interview with Executive Vice President, Nicole Ostoya:

    TW: Let’s get right to it, why still no HD broadcast?

    NO: Well have you ever seen Kendy Kloepfor’s face in person?

    TW: Why does Allison Waggoner demo watches as she knows nothing about horology?

    NO: Allison is our most fake enthusiastic full of crap host.

    TW: Why does Skip Connelly look like he smells like pee?

    NO: Our Skippy is a hippy!

    TW: Does Fatima Cocci really think she’s pretty?

    NO: Yes! And when she’s not on-air she’s gathering nuts with her squirrel friends.

    TW: Why does Evine sign off at 2am and just show previously recorded material?

    NO: We want to try to be full of shit 24/7 but we do this to save money towards our annual “pic a shitty host” event!

    TW: How much revenue has Evine tallied in the third quarter?

    NO: $3.57! That’s because there were many Invicta’s being returned.

    TW: What’s wrong with Kristine Kvanli’s tongue?

    NO: It’s made of clay like the rest of her face!

    TW: What is Evine’s identity?

    NO: Garage sale network with smoke n mirrors and carnival barking.

    TW: Who the hell is this Sam Simmons?

    NO: We desperately needed another English accented host since the wimp wristed Daniel Greene left us, we think Sam sucks, and her breath always smells like chicken Tikka Masala, she has a bright future here at Evine!

    TW: What happened to the once pretty Wendi Russo?

    NO: She got old and plumpy, were thinking about stuffing her and serving her for Thanksgiving, she has nice drumsticks!

    TW: Where’s Kimberly Wells been?

    NO: She’s only here from time to time ever since she got the Hollywood role playing Mister Ed.

    TW: Is Heather Hall really that pretty in person?

    NO: Yes she is! For someone with kids her body is amazing even if her nose and mouth have pigeon qualities.

    TW: Lastly what message would you like relay to your Evine home shopping audience?

    NO: Give us all your money and be good to yourself!!!!

  2. Carrie Witter Says:

    Rolling. On, The. Floor!! What a hoot Waffles!!

  3. Joe C. Says:

    Awesome stuff, TW! Am still LOLing as I am typing this. And sadly, most of it is 100% danged true as well. Btw, I noticed Evine took the “Live” out of their name on their Facebook page. Makes sense. Since even as I type this, they have an “encore” presentation airing now.

  4. Carrie W Says:

    Hey – Waffles – you left out Melissa Miner!

  5. Twat Waffles Says:

    @Carrie W

    If a zaftig midget with thunder thighs had sex with a pancake faced Keebler elf then had a career sucking and licking Jorge’s from Waterford Crystal’s balloon knot you’d have…

    Melissa Miner!!!

    As we say in our household, Melissa Miner has a smelly Giner!




    Let’s not forget the orgasmic airy “ohhhh’s and ahhhh’s” Melissa gives the audience from time to time, you know, that sound of fakeness!

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