The holidays are upon us, so we’ve come up with a home-shopping drinking game to celebrate the festive season.
So take a swig of liquor any time that:
* QVC has a show hawking B. Makowsky handbags. Get them at half the price at TJ Maxx instead.
* HSN offers a Signature A or Serious Skincare segment. We’re sick of hearing Adrienne Arpel’s story about her vitamin C capsules.
* ShopNBC has an Invicta show, five shots when it has an Invicta Day. As one skeptic asked, does ShopNBC own a stake in Invicta? Is that why its watches are always on the air?
* Jewelry Television features chrome diopside. You can tell us it comes from Siberia and is more beautiful than priceless emeralds, but we don’t like it.
Happy Thanksgiving all!